Why didn’t I learn to treat everything like it was the last time? My greatest regret was how much I believed in the future.
Posted on December 27, 2011 with Notes x reblog this
I can hear the song playing in my head. Oh, and my sister and I used to have this handshake memorized.
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Let’s talk about rape for a moment. Rape is not what George Lucas did to your childhood. Rape is not what happens when a sports team beats another sports team by a wide margin. Rape is not what happens when your electric bill is higher this month than it was last month. Rape is when a person violates another person in the most despicable, degrading way imaginable and among the myriad of terrible things humans can do to one another, rape is among the worst. I think the casual misappropriation of the concept of rape extending all the way to its widespread comical usage is disgusting even by Internet standards. Off my chest.
Posted on October 31, 2011 with 3,190 notes x reblog this

Or you’ll get chlamydia…and die.
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I totally did this exact same thing after my first kiss, and I will forever blame this episode for it.
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Socially Awkward Penguin Memes
Posted on October 07, 2011 with Notes x reblog this
These memes describe my life so accurately, it’s scary.

Dying laughing all over again.
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I need this show to get back in my life.
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